| Funny Quotes |
 | I can't do quotes on command unless I command them. |
| You can't trust a sleeping man. |
| I only made a myspace account cuz I was told that girls need to know that my computer networking skills pwn. |
| I would do it myself, but that's why God created other people. |
| Self-proclaimed titles mean so much more coming from me. |
| I care about everyone because everyone is my subordinate. |
| Maybe a spork isn't a fork and a spoon but rather a sword and some pork. |
| The names James the 3rd. I killed the first two. |
| Fire wouldn't call me this late at night. At least not after what happened last time. |
| Is this how you repay me after all those things I could have done for you? |
| I booby trapped the sun. You can tell by the fact that a lot of bad stuff happens during the day. |
| That's because you need to get yourself something called payback. Oh, and don't bother aiming because everyone is going to get some. |
| Friends don't let friends use IE. |
| You're a dual-layer hater and you pay a lot for the media. |
| That's like cereal right there. New Threatening Berry with marshmallows. |
| Like I tell all my friends, you're awesome by association. |
| I decided to throw you a surprise funeral... and you had to ruin it by being alive. |
| I had a turkey sandwich earlier and let me tell you lungs aren't the proper organ to digest turkey sandwiches. |
| No side effects except those similar to death, horrible pain, unbelieveable terror, and using a Mac. |
| May the heavens rain down upon your house and destroy your non-raided system. |